You know you have a child-fountain when. . .

• they manage to spit up on clean clothes that haven't even been worn yet



• they spit up inside your shirt



• you haven't even finished cleaning up the first spit up before the 2nd and 3rd spit up comes



• Bibs are useless



• Even the absorbency of a cloth diaper is useless since it's such a small surface area



• you step barefoot in spit up on the floor that you didn't realize was there


• your baby's face is covered in it after spitting up while laying on their tummy


• your kids give you a hug and tell you you smell like spit up